Has yet to discover that the clone he ordered has not been showing up to the second 24 hours worth of meetings he schedules himself for each day.

Equation of timeEdit

There is a precise formula for determining the Captain's arrival:

Where: c = time captain says you will have to wait, and t = actual time to wait

      t = c * pi

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